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    Post by Guest on Mon May 21, 2018 2:03 pm

    I was working on my flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home after walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be 
    when she grew up.

    She said she wanted to be the President someday. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so I asked her "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
    She replied... " I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people"
    Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow.. what a worthy goal" I said.. "but you don't have to wait to be President to do that!" "What do you mean?" she said. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull the weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use towards food and a new house."
    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you pay him the $50?"
    I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".
    Her parents aren't speaking to me any more.
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    Post by alohafri on Mon May 21, 2018 8:35 pm

    Deplorable Mark wrote:I was working on my flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home after walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be 
    when she grew up.

    She said she wanted to be the President someday. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so I asked her "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
    She replied... " I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people"
    Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow.. what a worthy goal" I said.. "but you don't have to wait to be President to do that!" "What do you mean?" she said. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull the weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use towards food and a new house."
    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you pay him the $50?"
    I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".
    Her parents aren't speaking to me any more.

    This is an obvious cut and paste job. The grammar is too good to be original. Wink

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    Post by Guest on Tue May 22, 2018 8:09 am

    Whatever RINO boy

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